I asked my friend if she was having a good day today. All she replied with was this
This made me laugh so hard!
Disappointing Popsicle Jokes
Swimming Pool by The Front Bottoms
HOW DID BARACK PROPOSE TO MICHELLE
HE GOT ON ONE KNEE, PULLED OUT A RING, AND SAID “I DONT WANNA BE OBAMASELF”
where the fuck is the bartender
"I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep."